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Half Life of Aaron
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Written by Aaron Dickey
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Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:00 |
We finally made up to that wonderful pit of festering grease known as
the Beacon last night for a somewhat late dinner. I ordered a double
cheeseburger a-pleanty and I must say that was an entertaining
experience. As I'm sure everyone else who went is now saying on their
blogs, it's a once a year visit since it probably takes that long to
process all the lard. Any more visits than that would probably
constitute a major health risk for a heart attack. The ten of us packed
into two cars and made the drive up in about twenty minutes thanks to
the driving of one Tom Mount. After much debating what to order, we
walked up to the front of the line to be greeted with the trademark
"CAAALLLL ITTT!" Once we had ordered and picked up our food which
amounted to about two pounds of material well over the daily allotment
for grease. I did get some lettuce so that means I got some wee amount
of reprieve from the grease. After a valient attempt by most of us we
conceeded defeat and left the rest of the onion rings and fries on the
plates. Dinner was followed by a comedy routine by Jordan and captured
by the one camera present. Pictures will follow. someday. Now I must go
to attempt to work the lard out of my system.
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